I was in a store yesterday and spotted a purse I liked. In my best effort to be a responsible adult, I told my boyfriend Jason I’d come back in a few weeks and buy it after I saved for it. Then, I went to the bathroom. In the time I was in the bathroom, Jason ran back to the store, bought the purse and was waiting for me outside the bathroom with it all smilely like.

He referred to it as me winning the “potty lottery.”